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| This is as close as we are ever likely to get to a definitive list of gigs we've done over the last hundred million years. This is maybe 75% complete and, I think, about 95% accurate (if you know what I mean - there's probably about 75% of all our gigs here, with the details about 95% right). There's just a few wee blurry bits. | ||||
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| As MIND FUCK GURU | ||||
| Sometime in 1991 | The Windsor Hotel | KIRKCALDY | The Twist | Our first ever gig. Man were we shite. |
| As LD50 | ||||
| Fri 03 / 01 / 92 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Drown, Rik Plastik & The Flick Knife Vasectomy | |
| Fri 13 / 03 / 92 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Jap's Eye, Rik Plastik & The After Birth Souffle | |
| Sometime | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | PSI, The Drunken Junkies | |
| Sometime | Centre Tavern | GLENROTHES | Jap's Eye, Al & The Alleycats (?) or The Stinky Pinkies (?) | |
| Fri 25 / 06 / 93 | Hawkshill Hotel | LEVEN | Jap's Eye, Swine Flu | Anyone with half a brain would have packed it in after this gig. No us though.We just changed our name. |
| As 10,000 Dipsomaniacs | ||||
| Fri 25 / 02 / 94 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Black Mariah (another fucking metal band), Drug Store Soda | Drug Store Soda? We don't have drug stores or sodas in this country, mate. |
| Sometime | Ollerton Hotel | KIRKCALDY | The Stinky Pinkies | The one where Kenny Greig spat on Al from the Alleycats all the way through the gig.Maybe we were called 'Kicked Pus' for this gig. |
| As The Newtown Grunts | ||||
| Sometime in 1994 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | The Chimpanzees, Baby Harp Seal | |
| Fri 03 / 06 / 94 | The Subway | EDINBURGH | CDS, Oi Polloi | Oooh, EDINBURGH. |
| Sat 04 / 06 / 94 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | CDS, Oi Polloi | Oooh, OOOH, Panthers |
| Fri 09 / 12 / 94 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Ex-Cathedra (didnae show up), Nursery World | This would have been our first gig with Ex-Cathedra. If they'd shown up. |
| Sat 14 / 01 / 95 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Yellow Car | This time Yellow Car didnae show, so we went to the pub. |
| Sat 27 / 01 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Rocket's Revenge, Keith (MC Keith) Wilson | The 'Leather Pants/Sweaty Fanny' gig. I hope you don't remember. |
| Tue 31 / 01 / 95 | 13th Note (the wee one, upstairs) | GLASGOW | Beergut 100, two other bands lost in the mists of time. | It was raining. |
| Fri 17 / 02 / 95 | Hawkshill Hotel | LEVEN | Rocket's Revenge, Harum Scarum (the Fife ones) | |
| Sat 18 / 02 / 95 | The Subway | EDINBURGH | Late for Mosque, Harum Scarum | The first time we ever met Norri. |
| Sat 25 / 02 / 95 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Yellow Car, The Syndicate | |
| Sat 04 / 03 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Whirling Pig Dervish (didnae show) | To be fair there was about a mile of snow that night. We still played, though. Punk rock! |
| Sat 18 / 03 / 95 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | - | Our first gig at the Tap. How nostalgic. |
| Sat 25 / 03 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Fabric, Bob Tilton | The Newtown Grunts versus emo. |
| Thu 13 / 04 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Oi Polloi, Sad Society | |
| Sat 22 / 04 / 95 | Halt Bar | GLASGOW | Whirling Pig Dervish | |
| Sat 29 / 04 / 95 | Cellar 35 | ABERDEEN | Bloodshot! | |
| Sat 06 / 05 / 95 | The Subway | EDINBURGH | Sad Society, Chinese Burn | The Livvy Death Clap gig |
| Sat 20 / 05 / 95 | Queen Margaret Union | GLASGOW | Baby Aspirin, Space Kittens, The Francos | A gig in a proper venue. Shame there's hardly anyone there. |
| Mon 12 / 06 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Citizen Fish, Bender | Our first gig at
Nice'n'Sleazy. It seems so long ago.
Oh, it was. |
| Wed 14 / 06 / 95 | The Venue | EDINBURGH | Citizen Fish, Bender | |
| Sat 22 / 07 / 95 | Rossiemuir Festival | Somewhere near FRIOCKHEIM | Loads | |
| Mon 24 / 07 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Ex-Cathedra, Six Pack | Cancelled |
| Fri 28 / 07 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Gin Goblins, The Giblets | Gav plays the bass 'cos Dolly left 'by mutual consent' |
| Sat 29 / 07 / 95 | Queen's Park | GLASGOW | Ex-Cathedra, Nyah Fearties, others | Treason in the Park, Gav on the bass again |
| Fri 04 / 08 / 95 | Tap O'Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Divide & Conquer | EDINBURGH, European City of Punk Festival. Spooky Paul Barnes is our new bass player. |
| Wed 09 / 08 / 95 | The Cooler | EDINBURGH | Diatribe | Still the City of Punk |
| Sat 12 / 08 / 95 | Tap O'Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Substandard | Still still the City of Punk |
| Thu 24 / 08 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | - | Hunt Saboteurs Benefit |
| Sun 03 / 09 / 95 | Westport Bar | DUNDEE | Baby Aspirin, PH Family, Dungbeatles | The infamous Westport Bar Massacre |
| Fri 08 / 09 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Apple Orchard, Pigsy, Middle Bar | |
| Sat 16 / 09 / 95 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | - | |
| Thu 21 / 09 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Ex-Cathedra | |
| Fri 22 / 09 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Ex-Cathedra, Bloodshot!, Baby Aspirin | Big Brian's Leaving Bash (he's going to America, see the story elsewhere) |
| Sat 23 / 09 / 95 | Midgie Death | CLUANIE DAM (way up north) | - | Washed oot. My lovely, beautiful, precious VW camper van blows up on the way home.Should have put some oil in then, shouldn't I? Stupid bastard. |
| Sat 14 / 10 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Whirling Pig Dervish, PH Family | 10 Day Weekend |
| Sat 28 / 10 / 95 | Cellar 35 | ABERDEEN | Bloodshot!, Actifist | |
| Fri 17 / 11 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Travis Cut, Chopper, Skimmer | Brian leaves for America. Lynne and Norri are his replacements. This gig was understandably pish |
| Fri 08 / 12 / 95 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Blyth Power | Dave Peggie was 16 on this day in history |
| Fri 15 / 12 / 95 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | - | |
| Sat 23 / 12 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | PH Family | |
| Thu 28 / 12 / 95 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | PH Family, Baby Aspirin plus nine others | The Best of '95 gig |
| Sun 04 / 02 / 96 | Lucifer's Mill | DUNDEE | Dungbeatles, Baby Aspirin, Zoff's straight edge band | |
| Sun 24 / 02 / 96 | Cellar 35 | ABERDEEN | Tornado Dead | |
| Thu 29 / 02 / 96 | Halt Bar | GLASGOW | PH Family | |
| Fri 15 / 03 / 96 | 1 in 12 Club | BRADFORD | Ex-Cathedra, Active Minds | Our first gig "down there" |
| Sat 16 / 03 / 96 | 120 Rats | LEEDS | Ex-Cathedra, Active Minds | |
| Thu 21 / 03 / 96 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | PH Family | |
| Sat 23 / 03 / 96 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | W.O.R.M., Chinese Burn | Our first gig with W.O.R.M. W.O.R.M. sort of rhymes with Chinese Burn. |
| Sun 24 / 03 / 96 | The Fun Pub | LEVEN | W.O.R.M., Dungbeatles | A fun pub in LEVEN is a bit of an oxymoron |
| Sun 31 / 03 / 96 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Poison Sisters, Dungbeatles, PH Family, Quarantine, Space Kittens, Baby Aspirin, Raging Bull | Planet Punk Festival. 'No Soap in GLASGOW', our first ever record came out this day. |
| Sat 20 / 04 / 96 | Biancos | LEVEN | Troops, Surf City Rockers | The Battle of Bands fiasco. See 'Stories' for more sour grapes |
| Sat 27 / 04 / 96 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Dungeatles, Fister | Our single launch party. Blown away by both other bands! |
| Sun 28 / 04 / 96 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | - | |
| Wed 08 / 05 / 96 | 13th Note | GLASGOW | Skankin' Pickle | Down the stairs this time... |
| Thu 16 / 05 / 96 | The Fun Pub | LEVEN | Portobello Bones, Fister | Portobello Bones wouldn't let Fister use one of their amps so Fister went away in the huff |
| Fri 17 / 05 / 96 | Art School | DUNDEE | Portobello Bones, Apple Orchard | |
| Wed 22 / 05 / 96 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Gin Goblins, Wildebeests | |
| Fri 31 / 05 / 96 | Viewfield Hotel | ARBROATH | Hooton 3 Car, Apple Orchard | Arbroath? Why? |
| Sun 09 / 06 / 96 | The Attic | EDINBURGH | Millions of other people | Festival for Tibet. Right on |
| Sat 06 / 07 / 96 | Queens Park | GLASGOW | Take That Off, Dungbeatles, Bonejack and millions more | Treason in the Park, again |
| Fri 19 / 07 / 96 | O'Sheas | GLENROTHES | Dungbeatles, Baby Aspirin, Keith (MC Keith) Wilson | Yeuch, GLENROTHES. Actually this was good fun. Shame we got ripped off by the owners. |
| Fri 26 / 07 / 96 | 1 in 12 Club | BRADFORD | W.O.R.M. | Only about five people at this gig. W.O.R.M. locked their keys in their van.And we had nowhere to stay... |
| Sat 27 / 07 / 96 | 121 Centre | BRIXTON, LONDON | Chineapple Punx, Ciderfex | Rod stepped in Norri's shit when we stopped in Blackpool on our way home. |
| Tue 06 / 08 / 96 | Stones | EDINBURGH | Virtual Reality | City of Punk again. This could have been our busiest gig ever. It was MOBBED. This is the gig that's on the back cover of'Day of The Jakey'. |
| Sat 17 / 08 / 96 | The Fun Pub | LEVEN | Cress, Ex-Cathedra, Dungbeatles | Another all dayer |
| Fri 06 / 09 / 96 | 1 in 12 Club | BRADFORD | Quarantine, Bonejack | Wow, there's people here this time |
| Thu 12 / 09 / 96 | Lucifer's Mill | DUNDEE | Horace Pinker, Dungbeatles | I met the guy from Horace Pinker on holidays in America the following year.He didn't really remember me. He kept calling our band 'Oh yeah, NEWTOWN, yeah' |
| Tue 01 / 10 / 96 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Citizen Fish, Machine Gun Etiquette | |
| Wed 02 / 10 / 96 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Citizen Fish, Machine Gun Etiquette | |
| Fri 22 / 11 / 96 | Stakis Hotel | GLENROTHES | Fister, Cringe | |
| Sat 07 / 12 / 96 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Fister, Middle Bar | Big Col's 21st |
| Sometime in 1997 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Ex-Cathedra, Blunts, Machine Gun Etiquette | We stopped keeping a note of gigs about this time |
| Sat 08 / 02 / 97 | Feast and Firkin | LEEDS | Mutt, Jumpin' Land Mines | This was the gig where Rod played in the nuddy, we played a hundred-a-side football against the English after and someone thoughtKenny Greig was an undercover cop in a LEEDS nightclub. No likely. |
| Sat 15 / 02 / 97 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | - | |
| Sometime in 1997 | Cellar 35 | ABERDEEN | Headache, some strange Swiss band | I like Headache |
| Thu 13 / 03 / 97 | Oval Roadhouse | NORWICH | Combat Shock, PMT, W.O.R.M. | Sweet, beautiful Norwich |
| Fri 14 / 03 / 97 | Acton Arms | HACKNEY, LONDON | UXB, W.O.R.M. | |
| Sat 15 / 03 / 97 | Bowling Green | WISBECH | Combat Shock, W.O.R.M. | |
| Sat 19 / 04 / 97 | Biancos | LEVEN | Quarantine, Beergut 100, State of Fear, Kamikaze Corpse, Sawn Off, Scatha, Bloodshot! | All day gig, again |
| Fri 02 / 05 / 97 | Miners Club | STEELEND | Eddies | Some guy with nazi looking tattoos flicks barmats at us for the duration of our set.His pals look even meaner. If you believe nothing else I ever tell you believe this:STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STEELEND. |
| Fri 20 / 06 / 97 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Dog on a Rope | Ah, sweet, mental Dog on a Rope. I like them. After the gig they break into Easter Road (home of Hibernian FC) and play naked football in the pouring rain. |
| Sat 21 / 06 / 97 | Biancos | LEVEN | Dog on a Rope, Panics, Droogs | |
| Sat 19 / 07 / 97 | Arts Centre | NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE | Red London | Anti Fascist Action benefit |
| Fri 26 / 09 / 97 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | lots | 'Into the Kiltmakers' launch party. |
| Sat 11 / 10 / 97 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Temazepam Babies, Happy Spastics | 'Day of the Jakey' is out round about now. |
| Thu 27 / 11 / 97 | Le Phonographique | LEEDS | Dog on a Rope | |
| Fri 28 / 11 / 97 | Goldsmith Tavern | NEW CROSS, LONDON | - | Played before some rave. Wasn't that fun? |
| Sun 30 / 11 / 97 | Acton Arms | HACKNEY, LONDON | other bands - well I don't know, do I? | |
| Sat 06 / 12 / 97 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Six Pack | Six Pack smash up an old TV, but then they always do. |
| Fri 12 / 12 / 97 | Panthers | KIRKCALDY | Kankerlull, Recidivist | Kankerlull is Norwegian for 'Cancercock'. Like they've got a word for 'Cancercock' in Norwegian. This was the last time we ever played at Panthers. It got closed down a while later 'cos of its dodgy kitchens. |
| Sat 13 / 12 / 97 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Temazepam Babies | Big Brian was back from America on holiday and 'guested' on a few songs.Just like The Travelling Wilburys. |
| Mon 22 / 12 / 97 | Star & Garter | MANCHESTER | Ex-Cathedra, Warp Spasm | |
| Tue 23 / 12 / 97 | T.J.s | NEWPORT, WALES (not Newport near Dundee) | Gold Blade, Cowboy Killers, Ex-Cathedra | |
| Sat 14 / 02 / 98 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Panics, Critikill | |
| Okay, this is where records are really dodgy, I reckon there's anything up to ten gigs missing in this section. So skip a few ... | ||||
| Sometime in 1998 | Star & Garter | MANCHESTER | Oi Polloi | Punx Picnic |
| Tue 28 / 05 / 98 | T.J.s | NEWPORT, WALES | The Misfits, Snuff, Bouncing Souls | This was the gig with the free 'Cheap Sweaty Fun 200' record. Mind you, it was £15 to get in, ay. |
| Sometime in 1998 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | W.O.R.M. | |
| Sometime in 1998 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | W.O.R.M., Unique Freak | |
| Thu 18 / 06 / 98 | King Tut's | GLASGOW | Amphetameanies, Duffy Moon | This is where Oasis were allegedly 'discovered'. I say that's pish. King Tut's has more rules than my High School did - 'You will not run on stage. Bands will obey the heid bouncer at all times. No chewing gum in the dressing rooms'. Like they're going to let some plappy haired Mancunian nobody hustle them. |
| Sometime in 1998 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | 3D Scream | |
| Sometime in 1998 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Amphetameanies, Rough Cutz | |
| Sometime in 1998 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Amphetameanies | I know there's lots of gigs here in GLASGOW with no dates, but I swear to god, they're all different gigs. |
| Sometime in 1998 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Diggers, 3D Scream | |
| Sun 04 / 10 / 98 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Groovie Ghoulies, Eddies | |
| Sat 31 / 10 / 98 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Gin Goblins, Blunts | |
| Sun 01 / 11 / 98 | Riverside Studio | NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE | Exploited, Splodgenessabounds, GBH etc | Autumn Gathering. The winter version of Holidays in the Sun featuring all the usual suspects plus us. We turn up two hours late which forces us up the bill. Hee hee. |
| Fri 12 / 12 / 98 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Amphetameanies, Droogs | |
| Sat 23 / 01 / 99 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Jockney Rejects | |
| Fri 12 / 02 / 99 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Spoon (maybe) | The first heat of The Battle of the Bands. We won. |
| Fri 19 / 03 / 99 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Dud Load | Round two of The Battle of the Bands. We won this one as well. |
| Fri 09 / 04 / 99 | Tap O' Lauriston | EDINBURGH | Sven Hassel | The Grand Final of The Battle of the Bands. We won this by theskin of our teeth. But we were Tap O' Lauriston's first ever champions. We would havebeen last as well but they ran another competition just before they shut, we weren't cheeky enough to enter again and Proi won. |
| Fri 30 / 04 / 99 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Sven Hassel | A gig to show there's no hard feelings. Maybe the Amphetameanies played this as well.It all gets very confusing. |
| Sat 01 / 05 / 99 | Queen Margaret Union | GLASGOW | Amphetameanies | An all dayer with lots of DJs and other shit. It was very sunny. |
| Sun 02 / 05 / 99 | 13th Note | GLASGOW | Cinefilm | Our prize for winning The List/BBC Scotland/Jam Factor A 'best unsigned band in Scotland'competition. Still sunny. Huns won the league this day. Some twat feel from the top tier of Celtic Park. |
| Sun 06 / 06 / 99 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | US Bombs | |
| Fri 11 / 06 / 99 | Nexus | BRADFORD | W.O.R.M. | W.O.R.M. stood in for Four Letter Word who pulled out due to some broken leg excuse. |
| Sometime in 1999 | Balcony Bar | DUNDEE | Eddies | Let's pretend this one never happened. |
| Fri 23 / 07 / 99 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Shatterhand, Greathead Briggs | Greathead Briggs are funny. They're going to play at Rod and Sharon's wedding night. |
| Fri 20 / 08 / 99 | The Attic | EDINBURGH | Amphetameanies | Planet Pop Festival. Just after Gav and I played with Frank Satan. |
| Sun 12 / 09 / 99 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Bombshell Rocks | 'Treay at Harthill' single released. |
| Fri 05 / 11 / 99 | King Tut's | GLASGOW | Sugar Plum Fairies | Sugar Plum Fairies have the guy from The Wildhearts in them. He bought all of us(about ten of us) a whisky 'cos we couldn't get into their dressing room. How nice. |
| Wed 17 / 11 / 99 | Wilkie House | EDINBURGH | Anarchist Centre of Edinburgh, so poets and stuff Benefit | England 0, Scotland 1. You should have seen the anarchists faces when everyone turnedup at the gig steaming drunk, wearing Scotland jerseys and waving saltires. |
| Sat 20 / 11 / 99 | O'Sheas | GLENROTHES | Kazoo of Colombian | Hi Andy. |
| Fri 11 / 12 / 99 | EDINBURGH | Ex-Cathedra plus a million other bands. | The Death of The Tap. They're going to build a hotel here. I'm sure I've seen a hotel elsewhere in EDINBURGH. Or did I dream it ..... | |
| Sat 12 / 12 / 99 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Pink Kross | I'm wearing Pink Kross t-shirt as I type this... |
| Thu 23 / 12 / 99 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Unique Freak, Amphetameanies | |
| Sat 01 / 04 / 00 | Sabhal Mor Ostaig (Gaelic College) | ISLE OF SKYE | - | Aye, this really was our first gig of the year. We may never have been out of Britainbut we finally got our gig poster in a different language. Choccy la (or whatever it is). |
| Sun 21 / 05 / 00 | 13th Note Cafe | GLASGOW | Ex-Cathedra | Jane Chalmers (Amphetameanies/Pink Kross) birthday. Also a benefit for Hunt Saboteurs. |
| Thu 01 / 06 / 00 | The Cathouse | GLASGOW | Purple Monkey, Macrocosmica, Afterglow, Terra Diablo | T-Break final. We were best - we were stiffed! |
| Sat 03 / 06 / 00 | Cas Rock | EDINBURGH | Unique Freak, Grizzly Ghost of Guy | Now the Cas Rock is closed to make way for a Salsa Bar. Stop closing down our favourite boozers ya fucking cunts! |
| Sat 15 / 07 / 00 | O'Sheas | GLENROTHES | Kazoo of Columbian, A couple of guys from Dud Load | |
| Sat 14 / 10 / 00 | Backpackers Hostel | EDINBURGH | Oi Polloi | We got an email from a guy in New South Wales who suggested we should play in Australia. As that's impossible we decided to do the next best thing and played a bonzer gig in an EDINBURGH backpackers hostel. You beauty! |
| Sun 05 / 11 / 00 | The Cathouse | GLASGOW | Dropkick Murphys, Machine Gun Etiquette, Running Riot | |
| Sun 10 / 12 / 00 | The Garage | GLASGOW | Bad Manners, The Amphetameanies | The fucking Garage! Bad fucking Manners! Us! How? |
| Fri 22 / 12 / 00 | Backpackers Hostel | EDINBURGH | Sad Society | |
| Sun 21 / 01 / 01 | 13th Note | GLASGOW | Mustard Plug, Lightyear, Skar-Soles | |
| Sat 03 / 03 / 01 | Backpackers Hostel | EDINBURGH | Sven Hassel | Benefit for Autonomous Centre of EDINBURGH |
| Wed 14 / 03 / 01 | The Attic | EDINBURGH | Capdown | Due to an unknown club afterwards this gig lasted all of an hour an a half, start to finish. We had already started when Rod turned up from his backshift. |
| Fri 06 / 04 / 01 | The Engine Room | FALKIRK | Dog Toffee, Bovine, another band who were a bit "Nu-Metal" I think. | |
| Sat 12 / 05 / 01 | King Tut's | GLASGOW | The Amphetameanies | |
| Fri 25 / 05 / 01 | The Fenton | LEEDS | Dead Pets | |
| Sat 26 / 05 / 01 | The Hobgoblin | BRIGHTON | Brambilla, Combat Shock | |
| Sun 27 / 05 / 01 | Mariners' Club | SCARBOROUGH | Joe 90 | Gav's last gig. |
| Sat 06 / 10 / 01 | Nice 'n' Sleazy | GLASGOW | Splitters | Ricky's first gig. Disgruntled album launch. |
| Sun 07 / 10 / 01 | Backpackers | EDINBURGH | Adam's last gig. Bye bye! | |
| Fri 22 / 03 / 02 | Nice 'n' Sleazy | GLASGOW | Mystery Ska band. (who we ken fine well are the Ampethameanies) | Fucking New Guy Mike's first gig. First ever NTG gig without Adam. The last 100% record bites the dust.... |
| Fri 05 / 04 / 02 | Southern Bar | EDINBURGH | Miuku, Misled Youth | |
| Sat 16 / 04 / 02 | Cafe Royal | EDINBURGH | Swellbellys, Sad Society, Gunter Prague | Linzie and Bone's wedding- punks in suits and ties |
| Wed 01 / 05 / 02 | Maifest | LÜBECK, GERMANY | The Argies, B-Movie Rats and hunners of other bands | |
| Thu 02 / 05 / 02 | Hafenklang | HAMBURG, GERMANY | No Life Lost, Skangur | |
| Fri 03 / 05 / 02 | Stumpf | HANOVER, GERMANY | CZD | |
| Sat 04 / 05 / 02 | Fabrik | DUISBURG, GERMANY | CZD, Dog on a Rope | |
| Tue 07 / 05 / 02 | Liquid Rooms | EDINBURGH, BORING SCOTLAND | Hunners of shitty bands | T Break final - Didnae play in the end cos Tennents can just fuck off. Sent Gunter Prague instead |
| Fri 02 / 08 / 02 | Joiners Arms | SOUTHAMPTON | Brezhnev | |
| Sat 03 / 08 / 02 | Free Butt | BRIGHTON | Brezhnev | |
| Thu 08 / 08 / 02 | Firkin | FALKIRK | Buzzbomb | |
| Sat 31 / 08 / 02 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Amphetameanies | Peggie's last gig. |
| Thu 26 / 12 / 02 | Bannermans | EDINBURGH | Oi Polloi, Gunter Prague | Graeme's first gig. |
| Sat 28 / 12 / 02 | Nice'n'Sleazy | GLASGOW | Pink Kross | Norri's last gig |
| Fri 24 / 01 / 03 | Star + Garter | MANCHESTER | Scunnered | |
| Sat 25 / 01 / 03 | Verge | LONDON | Moron's + others | Ricky's last gig |
| Sat 07 / 06 / 03 | Mission | EDINBURGH | Schomitt's first gig, Under 18 rock club | |
| Sat 28 / 06 / 03 | Joseph's Well | LEEDS | KAOOS festival | |
| Sun 29/ 06 / 03 | Concorde | BRIGHTON | MU330, Vanilla Pod, Peacocks etc | Just One Life's 300th gig and our last gig ??? |
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