EXCLUSIVE: The latest shit, straight from the horse's mouth... what really
went down in Germany?
Also, here are some stories from oor book -
Read all about;
"PRODUCE OF GLENROTHES - the minor successes of the newtown grunts"
The Newtown Grunts versus Sven Hassel in the final of The
Battle of the Bands at The Tap O' Lauriston. You'll gasp as cousins-at-war Norri
and Gerry duel it out for the very soul of The Tap.
In and around the Inner Hebrides with Austrians.
You'll laugh as we scratch our hire van.
The one, the only time we have ever
been on the telly. You'll cringe as Sarah Heaney, ex topless model gets herself
all in a muddle with her autocue.
If that's not enough for you, or you canny be fannied reading off the screen then
finally, eventually and at last you can get the whole book in PDF format. If you haven't
got Acrobat Reader then you should get it, this is just a collection of ones and zeros otherwise.
Click here to open as Acrobat here or right click and Save Target As ... to download.
We'll probably get around to doing a fully printed paper version with pictures and
stuff in the very near future. Probably, but I wouldn't hold your breath.
Notes:
Dolly, I'm sorry. Every story needs a Darth Vader. Mum and Dad, none of this is true, I'm just showing off in front of my friends.
Co-workers, I don't take drugs, stop prying into my personal life. Wee Danny, it's all your own fault.
